SQUIRTPAGE
WHAT?
THAT'S RIGHT. SQUIRTPAGE. AS IN, "I'M DREA. I'M NUTS . . . WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE. HOPE IT MAKES YOU HORNY. OR BETTER. OH, AND THIS IS MY 'SQUIRTPAGE." SEE, I THINK THAT'S HOT. ESPECIALLY WEN I DO IT. NOW, EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT . . ." ENJOY YOUSELF. AND BUY YOUR A GIRL A NEW SHOWER MASSAGER.
SICK FUCK, THAT'S ALL I MEANT!
(TWITCHING ALLOWED)
THE SQUIRTPAGE SQUIRT PAGE . . . OH, YEAH -- HELLS YEAH . . . DAAAAMN!